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Friday, June 16, 2006

Condi: Straight-But-Sensitive. Bushie: Bi-When-Drunk.

Condi may pretend to love the dick, but she just pulled a classic closet-case move when she ducked a question about gay marriage but asked conservatives to remain sensitive.

"When we get into difficult debates about social policy, we get into difficult debates that touch people's lives, the only thing that I ask is that Americans do it with a kind of sensitivity that real individuals and real human beings are involved here."

Sensitive like your clitoris during a Jodie Foster movie, Condi?




Condi assumes the position


My favorite semi-substantiated rumor, though, is that back in the go-go 80s, Bushie was a bi-when-drunk:


In 1984, I watched [Bush] perform (with the enthusiasm of a homosexual male who had done this many times before) a homosexual act on another man, namely Victor Ashe. Victor Ashe is the current Ambassador to the nation of Poland who should also come out like former Governor McGreevey of New Jersey and admit to being a gay American. Other homo-erotic acts were also performed by then private citizen George Bush because I performed one of them on him personally. [note: is she really publicly claiming she fucked Bushie with a dildo??? and the famously litigious Bush dynasty hasn't responded?]

I am the woman this website speaks of that has been posted on the net nearly two years now. None of this would be the business of anyone, but President Bush’s little ruse to save his failed presidency by using DOMA [Defense of Marriage Act] to divide Americans one from the other has to be exposed as the act of a desperate closeted homosexual man. The only crime in being GLBT is in the hiding. The President needs to come clean with the American people about his own past sexual behavior before he tries to besmirch the humanity of people in search of sincerely committing to the same bonds of matrimony he’s afforded. He violated his own vows of monogamy having a homosexual affair with a long time family friend of whom his wife had no knowledge. His hypocrisy seems to know no bounds.

and as this blogger wrote,

The current embassador to Poland, former mayor of Knoxville and friends of Bush from Yale, was known in gay circles in Knoxville as one of the "5 closeted gay men that control the city." All of them with ruinous marriages, suicidal children, et. al. I had always thought the Bush is gay rumor was all related to that as well.


So at the very least, Bushie has a very close friend from college who is a well known closet case. Who he liked to get drunk with.

If Condi's not drawing on her personal experience, maybe she's so gay-sensitive because the light of her life, fire of her loins is himself a bi American?




Tags: news and politics, gay, condoleezza rice, bush, mcgreevey

1 Comments:

  • At 1:20 AM, Blogger Antid Oto said…

    So at the very least, Bushie has a very close friend from college who is a well known closet case. Who he liked to get drunk with.

    That would be no surprise at all, would it? It seems like the whole damn lot of them are Roy Cohn. It would be a surprise if Bush himself had gotten it on with the guy, especially a stunner like this. Hott. (In looking for a picture of him, I stumbled on this, which made me laugh. It also has a couple of pictures of Ashe looking like the biggest live-at-home-with-his-mamma-at-50 Glass-Menagerie closet queen ever.)

     

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