Anya Says ... My Choice is Yogurt!

It was recently brought to my attention that Anya Kamenetz is in a print ad for some brand of yogurt, in some women's magazine.

All I can say is, Oh My God.

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm imagining it's something along the lines of this:

UPDATE: The only image manipulation software I have on my computer is MS Paint, and I use my leg as a mousepad, so please excuse the crudeness of my mockup of Anya's print ad:

UPDATE PART II: A friend of mine who is too scared of the Wrath of Anya to post it in the comments himself sent me the following, which he avers is the actual Anya print ad:

UPDATE PART III: Well, the person who originally alerted me to the Anya yogurt ad (which she spotted while doing her laundry) has sent me a scanned copy of the original ad (let's take a moment to reflect on the speed at which information moves in Al Gore's digital age). Anyhow, it turns out to be not yogurt, but Laughing Cow cheese being hawked. In a way that makes it even better, including the initial mistake.

So, without further ado, the depth to which a struggling Pulitzer Prize nominee has plummeted (the height to which she has soared?):