Left Behinds

The anti-andrewsullivan.com. Or, the Robin Hood (Maid Marian?) of bright pink Blogger blogs.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The Results Are In: The Adam Green Party Surges in a Groundswell of Brooklyn Support

The coverup has been defeated. Adam Green, the official Left Behinds and Gatemouth candidate for New York State Comptroller, made an electoral sweep across large swaths of Brooklyn. He came in a resounding seventh in Kings County, ahead of such political heavyweights as Donald Trump, Harriet Tubman, Mickey Mouse, and "Neither Asshole" (all actual write-in candidates). I feel almost as proud of my influence as when I was on the staff of Mark Green's mayoral campaign!

In further shocking news, careful analysis of BoE data suggests that loyal followers of Left Behinds and Gatemouth reside primarily in Williamsburg and Park Slope.


  • At 6:32 PM, Anonymous gatemouth said…

    You forgot to link my more pessimistic analysis; no doubt on purpose



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