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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Harold Ford: He's Just Too Black to Vote For

Or, as Josh Micah Marshall summarizes this absurdly racist campaign ad, "Harold Ford is an uppity negro who does the wild thing with white women."

As radical lesbian blogger Alana Post wrote today,

i want to put out an anti obama ad that is a bunch of monkeys crawling over a very pale aryan woman's nude body while words flash on the screen like subliminal message style


at the end this soft light glows in from off screen and the monkeys scatter away screeching and the republican competitor flies in on angel wings and wraps the woman in a blanket. and the word PEACE flashes and stays on the screen.


And in case you missed it, THESE ARE THE STAKES (less hilariously panicked about miscegenation, but I enjoy the faceless Arabs practicing their round-kicks).

UPDATE II [Antid Oto]:

Jesus' General worries that the anti-Ford ads might be too subtle. He offers the following clarification.


  • At 8:02 PM, Blogger Eustacia Vye said…

    My British significant other points out that these types of ads -- especially the Vernon Robinson doozy -- would be illegal back home, or at least legally challenged as incitement to racial hatred (see the Public Order Act of 1986).

  • At 1:47 AM, Blogger Solomon Grundy said…

    Heh, that's a good point. Although if these kinds of ads were illegal, we'd never get to see exactly how nutty and twisted these right wingers really are...

  • At 1:24 PM, Blogger Antid Oto said…

    Stakes on a bus, stakes on a car
    Stakes to make you a superstar
    Stakes to win and stakes to lose
    But these here stakes will rock your shoes
    And these are the stakes
    Stake it up, stake it up, stake it up!

    If your woman steps out with another man
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    And she runs off with him to Japan
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    And the IRS says they want to chat
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    And you can't explain why you claimed your cat
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    And Ma Bell sends you a whopping bill
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    With eighteen phone calls to Brazil
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    And you borrowed money from the mob
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    And yesterday you lost your job
    (That's the stakes that's the stakes)
    Well, these are the snakes
    Stake it up, stake it up, stake it up!

    Stakes on a stage, stakes on a screen
    Stakes to make your wallet lean
    Stakes run cold and stakes run hot
    Some folks got 'em and some have not
    But these are the stakes
    Stake it up, stake it up, stake it up!
    Stake down!

    Snakes on a plane, snakes on a train
    Snakes to make you go insane
    Snakes in love, snakes in war
    But we got the snakes to get you on the floor
    And these are the snakes
    Snake it up, snake it up, snake it up!
    Snake down! Yo!

  • At 1:39 PM, Blogger Antid Oto said…

    By the way, Harold Ford being black in Tennessee is one reason I'm pretty sure he's not going to win. It's generally understood that some percentage of white voters will tell pollsters they're considering voting for a black candidate when in fact they will never, ever do so. And unlike many other southern states, Tennessee is overwhelmingly white. Ford would need to be consistently ahead at least 5-6 points in the polls just to be even in reality.

  • At 11:08 PM, Blogger Solomon Grundy said…

    Agreed about white voters not admitting to their racism except in the secrecy of the voting booth.

    Very funny second vid, btw. MONGREL!


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