And Madeleine Albright Was the Feminine Clintonite
What's the difference between a Bush woman and a Clinton woman?
A Bush woman would leg-press the 400 pounds, but she'd blame the liberal media.
Hm, I tried a couple incarnations of that "joke."
"... but whoever leaked the info would be on the next boat to Gitmo."
"...but she'd close her eyes and think of Texas."
"...but she'd go for reps rather than weight, because unlike Bill, Bushie's not an ass man."
Surely, readers, you can come up with a better punch line? My brain isn't working this evening.