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Saturday, March 11, 2006

The Department of Faith Security


Well, Tony Blair may have prayed to God to decide whether to join the War, but his prayer buddy Bushie is praying to God as a way to fight the War. Yes, he has created a Center for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives in the Department of Homeland Security. Upcoming CFBCI initiatives:

-Pat Robertson protects the homeland by issuing fatwas against foreign leaders and asking God to send hurricanes to wipe out countries
-Faith-based cargo inspection: "Only God knows whether or not a suitcase nuke is one of those container ships, so let's place our trust in Him."
-Faith-based border patrol: "We'll let you in only if you pledge your devotion to Jesus!"


Hallelujah!

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