The Department of Faith Security
Well, Tony Blair may have prayed to God to decide whether to join the War, but his prayer buddy Bushie is praying to God as a way to fight the War. Yes, he has created a Center for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives in the Department of Homeland Security. Upcoming CFBCI initiatives:
-Pat Robertson protects the homeland by issuing fatwas against foreign leaders and asking God to send hurricanes to wipe out countries
-Faith-based cargo inspection: "Only God knows whether or not a suitcase nuke is one of those container ships, so let's place our trust in Him."
-Faith-based border patrol: "We'll let you in only if you pledge your devotion to Jesus!"
Hallelujah!
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